So I get home yesterday and go to listen to our voicemail messages....well this time instead of the devil leaving us a message.....I was honored with a long length of elevator music featuring but who else.......
Celine Dion
Now, ya'all know how I feel about good ol' Celine....some people can't stand to hear nails being drug across a chalkboard or can't stand to hear a really high piercing noises...for me it Celine Dion singing....her voice grates on my nerves until I really, really want to hurt someone!!!!!
So, I have yet to decide which message I was more disturbed by...the devil giving us a call or having to listen to Celine singing.
Oh, and on another note, after listening to the torturous whole Celine Dion song....Mike tells me all I had to do to clear the phone of its messages is to hit *77. I was like "What??? You mean I listened to her singing for a good five minutes before you decided to tell me this." He just cracked a smile and I am sure I heard some chuckling. As you all know...he is a cruel, cruel man!!
I am pretty sure this constitutes as spousal abuse....but whatever you do....don't let our caseworker know about this abuse....because I am pretty sure there would be some forms to fill out.....
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OMG!! You kill me!!
Hey it could have been Billy ray singing achy breaky heart......
just want you to know that the second message wasn't from your mom...the first one i take credit for...i can't believe i forgot to call and warn you but it was a great laugh on the way to tennessee....
if only i could get the duck to sing again...(he refuses)
mom
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